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Here we go again, because the coffee drinkers have short attention spans. Which is better? 

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41 deviants said Tea
42%
30 deviants said Coffee

WhoAteMyEggo

Mon Jan 4, 2016, 2:59 PM
For some reason WhoAteMyEggo gave me a sub. So here's a skinned journal making him feel good/embarrassed :aww:

Thanks fella.

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WhoAteMyEggo

Mon Jan 4, 2016, 2:59 PM
For some reason WhoAteMyEggo gave me a sub. So here's a skinned journal making him feel good/embarrassed :aww:

Thanks fella.

A little while ago, nosugarjustanger talked about doing another voice thread. Well, she seems not to have got round to it, thus not providing an opportunity for Farand to tick something off his bucket list.

Post your voice, you sexy people. 

Here's mine, reading a bit of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven: www.dropbox.com/s/pghl8r4diqsh… 
I stood by the worktop in the kitchen this morning, looking out into the garden. It was blustery, just about to reach a full-on storm anticipated by the headlines. Periodically the grey sky thrashed the earth with heavy rain showers. The birds were out though. I had seen a fieldfare for the first time earlier that day, grazing in the orchard along with the finches and bickering Blackbirds.

I watched a cock pheasant stride up past the window, fine with his mottled brown body and iridescent blue head. He was unconcerned by the the human watching him a couple of metres away. It was normal, as he went about his morning, and I prepared my breakfast.

My life consists of rushing about the planet, taking on tasks larger than I should be able to manage, seeing things that I will live with me for the rest of my life. I crash back into my parents more sedate country lives before launch off again on some mad quest. 

But at that moment, watching the pheasant, I had a sense of where I wanted to end up.

The pheasant paused for a moment, and his backside convulsed and squirted out a blob of white shit onto the gravel, then continued on his way.
10 years ago (and about a month) I set up an account on this site. Once upon a time this was noteworthy.

I've been on here longer than I've done anything else in my life.

Weird.

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WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016
So I accidentally clicked "Anonymous" instead of "Gift From Me"  :paranoid: 
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016
:lol:

That's very kind of you. Thank you.
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zydaria Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015
:iconcreepylaaplz:
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WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
YOU OLD FART
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
This Old Fart can't remember who you are :stare: Or, who you were until you changed your name :shakefist:
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WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
You just want to call me a Bum again :stare:
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
You are a Bum.

Still gaming?
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